Thoughts That Haunt Me as I Fall Asleep

*sweats an unreasonable amount*
  1. "Stressed" is "Desserts" backwards. It's like a problem and a solution all in one.
  2. What if I can go through my mirror, but my reflection is the thing that's stopping me?
  3. It's been 7 weeks since I worked out. If a zombie apocalypse hits tonight, I'm a goner.
  4. I really hope Whitney Houston found somebody to dance with. And to feel the heat with.
  5. I am not the best version of myself that Mr. Rogers knew I could be.