Whenever I'm Handed a Drink Menu at a Restaurant
I've never tasted "oakiness" in wine, and I still don't know what a "hoppy" beer is.
- 1.Ok, beer list...
- 2.How are there so many types of beer?! Wine list...
- 3.How are there so many types of wine?!
- 4.I'll just order what my date orders.
- 5.Damn, an IPA. Those make me sneeze.
- 6.Google: should IPAs make me sneeze?
- 7.Ok, wine. What's a good wine? Probably something that starts with "Chateau."
- 8.$16 a glass? New plan: cheapest red wine.
- 9.Can I just order a Shirley Temple? That's red.
- 10.Screw it. "Oh I'll just stick with water, thanks."
- 11.*sips water reassuringly*