Whenever I'm Handed a Drink Menu at a Restaurant
I've never tasted "oakiness" in wine, and I still don't know what a "hoppy" beer is.
- •Ok, beer list...
- •How are there so many types of beer?! Wine list...
- •How are there so many types of wine?!
- •I'll just order what my date orders.
- •Damn, an IPA. Those make me sneeze.
- •Google: should IPAs make me sneeze?
- •Ok, wine. What's a good wine? Probably something that starts with "Chateau."
- •$16 a glass? New plan: cheapest red wine.
- •Can I just order a Shirley Temple? That's red.
- •Screw it. "Oh I'll just stick with water, thanks."
- •*sips water reassuringly*