9 Rick & Morty quotes that will make you reevaluate your existence

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  1. Being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets -Rick
  2. If you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad. -Rick
  3. There is no God....gotta rip off that bandaid now. -Rick
  4. If I've learned anything, it's before you get anywhere in life, you gotta stop listening to yourself. -Jerry
  5. Life is effort and I'll stop when I die! -Jerry
  6. Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. -Morty
  7. He's not a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's -Beth
  8. ..Love is just a chemical reaction that causes animals to breed. It hits hard then fades slow... -Rick
  9. You don't love people in hopes of a reward...you love them unconditionally. -Summer