Me, preparing for a date

  1. 1.
    Stalk your future date's social media accounts for topics of conversation ๐ŸŽจ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽฎ
  2. 2.
    Realize he/she is too hot for you ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฏ
  3. 3.
    Have minor panic attack๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿšจ
  4. 4.
    Give yourself a pep-talk/practice breathing exercises learned in therapy last week๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’จ
  5. 5.
    Try on outfit you've been planning to wear for hours- scrutinize every detail ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘€
  6. 6.
    Eat a snack so you won't seem so hungry later on the date๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€
  7. 7.
    Get crumbs all over outfit๐Ÿ˜ค
  8. 8.
    Try on another outfit๐Ÿ‘˜
  9. 9.
    Scrutinize all details of outfit #2. ๐Ÿ‘˜๐Ÿค”
  10. 10.
    Change clothes into something less slutty but also more slutty๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ™ƒ
  11. 11.
    Scrutinize details of outfit #3๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ˜’
  12. 12.
    Go back to original outfit, which you realize only had Cheez-it crumbs on it and is now fine because your brushed it off ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‘—
  13. 13.
    Realize your date might be subconsciously into you if you smell like his favorite childhood food, which (as evident by his Twitter account) was cheezits ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿค“
  14. 14.
    Crush more cheezits crumbs onto chest๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
    ***bonus points for resourcefulness***
  15. 15.
    Brush visible cheezits off of your body๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
    (very important step; do not skip)
  16. 16.
    Spray perfume to cover ~most~ of the cheese smell๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง€๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ
  17. 17.
    Put on makeup๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป
  18. 18.
    Wipe off eyeliner and redraw wings at least 3 times ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
  19. 19.
    Put on concealer to hide black smudges surrounding eye area๐Ÿผ
  20. 20.
    Scrutinize outfit one last timeโ€”resign yourself to the fact that this is what you're wearing๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ‘—โ˜บ๏ธ
  21. 21.
    Turn on Beyonce's Flawless๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฟ
  22. 22.
    Sing in front of mirror until satisfied ๐ŸŽค
  23. 23.
    You're all ready for your date! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
    Have fun! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’