1. the old woman in Brooklyn who only wears green
  2. a birch tree
  3. Shia Leboeuf
  4. day lilies
  5. a peach in the sun
  6. Holden Caulfield
  7. a mop that needs a haircut
  8. the Colorado Rockies
  9. the middle of the ocean
  10. Mongol hoards
  11. the kid who used to kinda pick on you in the back of the bus in elementary school but now they're kinda cute and doing fine, apparently
  12. Aubrey Plaza
  13. somebody naked