12 RELATIVELY MINDBLOWING STATS ABOUT LOVE & MARRIAGE FROM "MODERN ROMANCE"

Aziz Ansari and Eric Klinenberg's investigation into love in the digital age. Let me say at the outset that a lot of these stats seem unbelievable. I promise they've all been heavily fact checked and arise from reputable studies. Thanks for the reco @juliewhitesell!
  1. 1.
    In 1932, 33% of married couples were comprised of people who lived in a five-block radius of each other.
    Do you even know your neighbors???
  2. 2.
    In 1967, 67% of US women and 35% of men said they would marry someone they were not romantically in love with.
    Oh cool.
  3. 3.
    By the early 1990s, 91% of US women and 87% of men said they wouldn't marry someone unless they were in love with them.
    Whoa worldview shift.
  4. 4.
    88% of people monitor their ex's social media activity after breaking up.
    Nope, you're not insane!
  5. 5.
    Only 47% of people in France think infidelity is morally unacceptable.
    On Valentine's Day, gift shops advertise, "Don't Forget Your Mistress!" Ansari only dips a toe into the trench of gender issues embedded in this stat.
  6. 6.
    60% of Japanese men in their early 20s and at least 42% of Japanese men 23-34 consider themselves "Herbivore men": Men who express a lack of interest in sex and romantic relationship, and long for quieter lives.
    What?
  7. 7.
    In 2013, 46% of Japanese women age 16 to 24 "were not interested in or despised sexual contact". And 25% of Japanese men in that age group feel the same.
    SERIOUSLY. WHAT. IS. HAPPENING.
  8. 8.
    Japan's prefectures subsidize online dating sites and in-person dating activities, even sending gifts to couples who marry.
    Www dot whitehouse dot gov slash hookitup?
  9. 9.
    In Buenos Aires, 60% of women had experienced intimidation from men who catcalled them.
    Um, shouldn't that be global, and more like 99%?
  10. 10.
    Of the two types of romantic love we experience (passionate and companionate), passionate love tends to last an average of 1-1.5 years.
    And it's arguably the strongest, most sustainable dopamine high on the market.
  11. 11.
    "Statistically the smartest thing for you to do when you walk into a bar is go to the bathroom, jerk off, and leave."
    Might try that.
  12. 12.
    89% of the global population lives in a country with a falling marriage rate.
    OKAY SO THAT EXPLAINS MY WHOLE LIFE THXBYE.