BEST VOICEMAIL TO RECEIVE FROM YOUR EX
- •Hi Lily, it's Christian. I just heard this song by Baka Beyond come on...
- •((it should be noted: Baka Beyond = weird hippy world fusion music I used to listen to when I lived on Maui in a post-college yoga trance))
- •...and it reminded me of having sex with you. And it was GREAT.
- •Anyway, I'm calling because I remembered you used to see a therapist named Val
- •And you really liked her
- •And my little brother wants to see a female therapist
- •Could you send me her info?
- •Much love to you