BEST VOICEMAIL TO RECEIVE FROM YOUR EX
- 1.Hi Lily, it's Christian. I just heard this song by Baka Beyond come on...
- 2.((it should be noted: Baka Beyond = weird hippy world fusion music I used to listen to when I lived on Maui in a post-college yoga trance))
- 3....and it reminded me of having sex with you. And it was GREAT.
- 4.Anyway, I'm calling because I remembered you used to see a therapist named Val
- 5.And you really liked her
- 6.And my little brother wants to see a female therapist
- 7.Could you send me her info?
- 8.Much love to you