BEST VOICEMAIL TO RECEIVE FROM YOUR EX

Maybe ever?
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    Hi Lily, it's Christian. I just heard this song by Baka Beyond come on...
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    ((it should be noted: Baka Beyond = weird hippy world fusion music I used to listen to when I lived on Maui in a post-college yoga trance))
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    ...and it reminded me of having sex with you. And it was GREAT.
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    Anyway, I'm calling because I remembered you used to see a therapist named Val
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    And you really liked her
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    And my little brother wants to see a female therapist
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    Could you send me her info?
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    Much love to you
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    Bye
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