FOODS I WAS/WASN'T ALLOWED TO EAT AS A KID

  1. 1.
    WASN'T: Sugar.
    Like, all of it.
  2. 2.
    WAS: Goober Peanut Butter & Jelly.
    Why? How? What?!!! My mom must've had a temporary lobotomy. I think maybe this just happened once but was so glorious that I projected it as an ongoing occurrence.
  3. 3.
    WASN'T: Chocolate.
  4. 4.
    WAS: Fig Pep.
    Weird concentrated fig syrup you mix with warm (soy) milk. Anyone?
  5. 5.
    WASN'T: Regular cereal.
  6. 6.
    WAS: Millet.
    What up, birds.
  7. 7.
    WASN'T: Bagels.
    😱😭😱
  8. 8.
    WAS: Personal Pan Pizza.
    Again, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? Perhaps, as with the Goober, these were bribes.
  9. 9.
    WASN'T: Meat.
  10. 10.
    WAS: Nutritional yeast.
    If you eat enough you can give yourself a niacin rush!!!