FOODS IN MY YOGURT THAT (PROBABLY) AREN'T IN YOURS
- •Spirulina.Blue-green pond scum that's going to heal my deepest psycho-spiritual and sartorial wounds.
- •Stevia.The frightened new agers version of aspartame. Load it up, bitches. Namaste.
- •Lucuma.Shit is good for glow.
- •Raw vanilla bean.Makes me feel like I live inside a cupcake! #💁
- •Bee pollen.If I eat enough bee pollen will I get to be Number 1 Fan in the Bey-hive and meet Beyoncé?
- •Hummingbird souls.I mean, like, their wings beat SO fast, guys.
- •The unsung breath of Joni Mitchell.