FOODS IN MY YOGURT THAT (PROBABLY) AREN'T IN YOURS
- 1.Spirulina.Blue-green pond scum that's going to heal my deepest psycho-spiritual and sartorial wounds.
- 2.Stevia.The frightened new agers version of aspartame. Load it up, bitches. Namaste.
- 3.Lucuma.Shit is good for glow.
- 4.Raw vanilla bean.Makes me feel like I live inside a cupcake! #💁
- 5.Bee pollen.If I eat enough bee pollen will I get to be Number 1 Fan in the Bey-hive and meet Beyoncé?
- 6.Hummingbird souls.I mean, like, their wings beat SO fast, guys.
- 7.The unsung breath of Joni Mitchell.