FOODS IN MY YOGURT THAT (PROBABLY) AREN'T IN YOURS

  1. 1.
    Spirulina.
    Blue-green pond scum that's going to heal my deepest psycho-spiritual and sartorial wounds.
  2. 2.
    Stevia.
    The frightened new agers version of aspartame. Load it up, bitches. Namaste.
  3. 3.
    Lucuma.
    Shit is good for glow.
  4. 4.
    Raw vanilla bean.
    Makes me feel like I live inside a cupcake! #💁
  5. 5.
    Bee pollen.
    If I eat enough bee pollen will I get to be Number 1 Fan in the Bey-hive and meet Beyoncé?
  6. 6.
    Hummingbird souls.
    I mean, like, their wings beat SO fast, guys.
  7. 7.
    The unsung breath of Joni Mitchell.