FOODS THAT ARE LIKE SEX

This list refuses to be basic.
  1. Burrata
    Those silky ruptured balls of cream tho
  2. Yolksyolksyolksyolks
    Straight porn
  3. Figs
    Fuck me now
  4. Mac & cheese
    So much gooey texture
  5. Pomegranates
    Worlds upon worlds upon heavily mythologized worlds; hottest for the sapiosexuals in the crowd
  6. Trifle
    All those deconstructed (dare we say denuded?) layers, plus, lest we forget, CAKECAKECAKECAKECAKE
  7. Peaches
    Stick your face in it
  8. Oysters
    Duh
  9. Tomatoes
    Gush
  10. Pizza straight from the oven
    Bubble bubble
  11. Soft-peaked whipped cream
    Silky
  12. Sparkling rosé, dry af
    Afternoon delight
  13. Truffles
    So nasty
  14. Truffled honey
    Tastes like sex feels: good. Jk it's mind-blowing and you can put it on cheese and gild the shit out of that lily. So to speak.
    Suggested by   @sally
  15. Mayonnaise
    Suggested by   @mollyyeh
  16. Ketchup
    Suggested by   @mollyyeh
  17. Nachos
    So sloppy
    Suggested by   @suesmith
  18. Baileys
    Suggested by   @Suryamayi
  19. CHOCOLATE
    Suggested by   @Suryamayi
  20. @lilydiamond ice cream sundae. It's got everything: melty ice cream to slurp, sweet sauce - chocolate or caramel, whipped CREAM and probs a cherry too. (Too much?)
    Suggested by   @juliewhitesell
  21. Afogtato
    Suggested by   @RebeccaWalker