GUTTURAL PLEASURES

  1. 1.
    Appropriately placed ALL CAPS
  2. 2.
    Pressing one part of my body and feeling nerve sensation in another
  3. 3.
    Tweezing
  4. 4.
    Someone reading a good story aloud to me
  5. 5.
    Penises (the right ones, not in plural form)
  6. 6.
    Armpits (the right ones, non gender-specific)
  7. 7.
    Morning light in the dining room
  8. 8.
    Cleaning my ears with a q-tip
  9. 9.
    Washing my boobs with lots of suds
  10. 10.
    Holding onto elbow skin
  11. 11.
    Disappearing into a book
  12. 12.
    Clean feet
  13. 13.
    Mindlessly touching condiment bottles at a salad bar
  14. 14.
    Is this getting weird