1. Appropriately placed ALL CAPS
  2. Pressing one part of my body and feeling nerve sensation in another
  3. Tweezing
  4. Someone reading a good story aloud to me
  5. Penises (the right ones, not in plural form)
  6. Armpits (the right ones, non gender-specific)
  7. Morning light in the dining room
  8. Cleaning my ears with a q-tip
  9. Washing my boobs with lots of suds
  10. Holding onto elbow skin
  11. Disappearing into a book
  12. Clean feet
  13. Mindlessly touching condiment bottles at a salad bar
  14. Is this getting weird