HYPOTHESES AS TO WHY WOMEN CREAM THEIR PANTS OVER MEN WHO SING AT A HIGH VOCAL REGISTER ➕

Dedicated to @john, and Dave Matthews, and every other male singer whose voice, as @jansonebwoodlee once put it so eloquently, "shoots laser beams of pleasure into the privates of women everywhere."
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    It's like you're singing to yourself, except you're yourself in the body of a hot, sexy dude
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    Which means he already knows exactly what you want
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    And how you feel, and every shade of yes and no and blue that ever commingled in your sweet little heart
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    He sounds so gentle, like he could just slip your panties right off and you wouldn't even notice
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    And make sweet, sweet love to you with the power of a thousand octaves
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    His voice also sounds like the crooning of mating whales and the keening of one million Odyssean ships, all set to rescue you from your loneliness
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    And also maybe like your mother? But your lover. Your motherlover
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    Vajayjays actually vibrate on same frequency as D'Angelo?
    Suggested by   @jansonebwoodlee
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    But really the truth of it is phallic mother lover. Pls ref your dream.
    Suggested by   @jansonebwoodlee