MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

  1. 1.
    Obscure flora, though not fauna
  2. 2.
    Cheerleading birthing and deathing events
  3. 3.
    Hippie food
  4. 4.
    Emoting (generally), crying (specifically)
  5. 5.
    Penis worship
  6. 6.
    Figs
  7. 7.
    Taking the long way
  8. 8.
    Laughing at your jokes
  9. 9.
    Not texting the dude I shouldn't be texting
  10. 10.
    Knowing when you hate me
  11. 11.
    Grief, romantic and mortal
  12. 12.
    Hand-holding, non-gender and age spexific
  13. 13.
    Doing nothing
  14. 14.
    Worrying
  15. 15.
    Moisturizing