MY FANTASIES

  1. I have a husband and we are so in love!
  2. I have a husband and a house that we live in together!
  3. I have a husband and a house that we live in together in the woods, with big gorgeous decks and a giant kitchen and the perfect amount of light and a freestanding bathtub with brass fixtures and and and!
  4. I have a husband and a house that we live in together in the woods and also OMG the ocean is down a beautiful path just out front and we go skinny-dipping all the time!
  5. I have a husband and a house that we live in together in the woods by the ocean and I spend all day in overalls (sometimes with no shirt just a bra and underwear), making galettes with seasonal fruit and flower-infused whipped cream and writing perfect sentences that sound like the literary love child of Nicole Krauss and Neruda and Duras.
  6. I have a husband and a house that we live in together in the woods by the ocean and we have the best sex whenever we want and cum at the same time or not WHATEVER WE WANT because we love that easy flowing give and take you know?
  7. I have a husband and a house that we live in together in the woods by the ocean and right at the perfect time we get prego because we are so in love!! And we have exactly the right number of babies for us and the world/environment.
  8. I have a husband and a house that we live in together in the woods by the ocean and everyone in the world has enough money and enough food.
  9. World peace.
  10. Always having enough pickles in the fridge.
  11. The end.