MY MOVIE THEATER SNACK BAR ORDER

I'll get in line while you pee.
  1. Popcorn (plus peanut butter M&Ms and stevia root beer I smuggled in, bc fountain root beer ugh and no movie theaters sell the best candy on the face of the earth—pls educate me if I'm wrong!).
  2. Movies are the only place I eat an entire bag of peanut M&Ms or Reese's Pieces like it's totally normal behavior for a grown man.
    Suggested by   @bobbyhundreds
  3. A soft pretzel and the largest diet coke in the land please. What, they don't have a soft pretzel? Uuuughhh, um some kind of gummy candy? Wanna share? You pick.
    Suggested by   @sally
  4. Hi can I get a medium popcorn with extra butter, like could you put in a little popcorn and then add butter and then add another layer of popcorn and just keep going til it's full, please? And a small root beer. Oh, wait you have booze? Then a cider, please.
    Suggested by   @lgw
  5. A water, and a backpack full of hidden candy that I bought at Walgreens on my way to the theater.
    Suggested by   @sky
  6. I usually go with my boys and strategically sit in between to have sips of blue raspberry Icee and a handful of kettle corn from one and then Reese's pieces and SourPatch kids from the other 🐷 And I'll have my red wine too!
    Suggested by   @T
  7. Popcorn and sour cherry ball things (smuggled when necessary).
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  8. Oh, I'm good, I have pizza in my purse
    Suggested by   @mollyyeh