THINGS I THINK AFTER OVULATING
Yup, every month. Hormones rule. Like, literally.
- •I hate everyone.No one is good enough. You've done nothing to earn my love. NOTHING.
- •Everyone hates me.Everyone is worthless yet I still want their love and they all hate me.
- •I want to have so much sex.🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
- •The world is ending.Return to #3. But ugh #1.
- •Where have all the cowboys gone?💪🍆🏇🏡👤👥💘
- •WHERE IS MY HUSBAND?💑😭💑😭💑😭💑
- •What if that was my last good egg?👶🍼💀👶🍼💀👶🍼💀👶
- •Does anyone want to braid my hair?Or just, like, lovingly stroke it?
- •I am the last single woman on the face of the earth.The end. ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️