THINGS I THOUGHT LIST APP COULD DO TODAY
- •Help my friend deal with her depression
- •Also help her come out of the closet
- •Help me find a boyfriend
- •And/or true love
- •Help me be funnier
- •Be my friend and/or put me to bed
- •Help me keep my house more neat and tidy
- •Get my work done because it'll just be a little break and then I'll have so many good ideas!
- •Help me be more chic in social settings where knowing things about wine and stuff matters
- •Help me be more chill
- •Help me be a better writer
- •Teach me stuff about foreign places
- •Help me understand brain science because apparently we are wired for pattern recognition and thereby our brains are having a fucking field day with lists?
- •Help me be more chic in general
- •Help me see into people's souls