THINGS MEN CARRY IN PUBLIC THAT UNEXPECTEDLY TURN ME ON

  1. 1.
    Single bananas.
  2. 2.
    Really old pieces of wood (doors, tables, plywood, anything that remotely bespeaks homemaking).
  3. 3.
    General plant life: Bonus for fig trees.
  4. 4.
    Appropriately worn tote bags of farmers market veggies: Bonus for radishes.
  5. 5.
    Babies.