THINGS MEN SAY ON TINDER THAT MAKE ME EXCEEDINGLY NERVOUS
I looked at Tinder last night for the first time in about seven months. 😳😳😳
- •"I love white girls!"Excuse me?
- •"I can handle the level of commitment Tinder requires."Which is...what exactly?
- •"Looking for a good little girl."Yah, no.
- •"Originally from Milwaukee. Lived in the desert for too long after that."WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
- •"Step out of your comfort zone and meet an awesome and interesting guy..."WHY DO I HAVE TO STEP OUT MY COMFORT ZONE?
- •"Gives great hugs and kisses."I think we already have boundary issues.
- •"Swipe right if girth matters. (It's big, thick and beautiful)."Uhhhh, no thanks?
- •"Hey Everyone! Match with me to get my new album True Colors for an exclusive price of $3.99!"Wait, is Tinder something else now?
- •"I am on tinder to find great sex, a girlfriend, or a wife, networking, or clients to personal train."It's like, for everything?
- •"No web cam girls, please."Apparently not for that, though.
- •"Smut Peddler Feline Enthusiast Hypomanic "Though maybe for this guy? Ps is hypomania hot right now?
- •"I am a 6'3" smart ass left handed former longhair."You're a former longhair?????
- •"If you don't expect to much from me, you might not be let down."Such a Romeo with the emo '90s lyrics.
- •"MR WRONG LOOKING FOR MISSES RIGHT 👉👌"Those emojis really say it all.
- •"6'4 and looking for my next future divorce."YOU'VE GOT IT COME AND GET IT.