THINGS OFTEN CONSIDERED BY WOMEN IN THEIR 30'S

  1. 1.
    Freezing their eggs
  2. 2.
    Having more fun!
  3. 3.
    Acceptable time out/time at home watching Netflix alone ratio
  4. 4.
    Parents dying
  5. 5.
    Finding a partner with similar ethics, life desires, socioeconomic standards, acceptably scruffy yet dashingly handsome looks (hetero version) (preferably before parents die)
  6. 6.
    IRA's, 401K's, savings accounts!
  7. 7.
    Friends getting married and having kids
  8. 8.
    Breast sag
  9. 9.
    Finally putting themselves first!
  10. 10.
    Beyoncé/feminism
  11. 11.
    General flesh sag
  12. 12.
    Gluten?!?!?!
  13. 13.
    Heels vs comfort
  14. 14.
    Green juice
  15. 15.
    Size of booty
  16. 16.
    Cancer?
  17. 17.
    Barre/Pilates/spin/yolates/gyro/aerial/strip/SLT/rowing/P90X/just visualizing????
  18. 18.
    How many kids
  19. 19.
    Who their real friends are!
  20. 20.
    Crying
  21. 21.
    Having more/better/longer orgasms
  22. 22.
    Stevia