THREE THINGS I SENT TO MY EX
Dated December 27, 2005, and inexplicably vomited up by Gmail archives this morning.
- •An email with the subject: "i love you and i am not a goat"🐐🐐🐐
- •That contained, in Spanish—without translation—the lyrics to Shakira's song No CreoTotes stand by my choice. It's a killer song, utilizing the metaphor of a salt lick, which also mentions Karl Marx, Sartre, and Brian Weiss: http://youtu.be/RQqlY_Fx6dk
- •To which he responded with an email subject change: "i love you and you really know who i am"The end.