Dated December 27, 2005, and inexplicably vomited up by Gmail archives this morning.
  1. An email with the subject: "i love you and i am not a goat"
  2. That contained, in Spanish—without translation—the lyrics to Shakira's song No Creo
    Totes stand by my choice. It's a killer song, utilizing the metaphor of a salt lick, which also mentions Karl Marx, Sartre, and Brian Weiss:
  3. To which he responded with an email subject change: "i love you and you really know who i am"
    The end.