WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT #GUACAMOLEGATE (AKA TODAY'S INTERNET MASSACRE)

This morning, the NYTimes tweeted about their recipe that adds peas to guac. What ensued was a shitstorm of such epic proportions that even President Barack Obama tweeted about it. Here are some of my favorite reactions. (See @gabimoskowitz's list for the original recipe link.)
  1. "The @nytimes declared war on Texas when they suggested adding green peas to guacamole."
    TexasGOP
  2. "respect the nyt, but not buying peas in guac. onions, garlic, hot peppers. classic."
    POTUS
  3. "@nytimes actually ISIS"
    SaraYesin
  4. "@nytimes That's like adding snot to a donut."
    MartinTaggCNN
  5. "the NYTimes war against our superior California lifestyles continues unabated."
    tonx
  6. ".@nytimes rot in hell you bastards"
    SimonMaloy
  7. "@nytimes this is literally the whitest tweet ever"
    Brosner85
  8. "@nytimes you guys are being really offensive and tbh I'm contemplating an unfollow"
    WilliamTurton
  9. "#YouMightPutPeasInGuacamoleIf you want your abuelita to come out of her grave to smack you #Guacamolegate"
    texasspoonie
  10. "I didn't put peas in the guac but I did put my dick in it is that ok"
    @shitfoodblogger (our very own!)
  11. "I wish I was as passionate about anything as the Internet is passionate about not putting peas in your guacamole. #guacamolegate"
    danitasteinberg
  12. "As I predicted, guacamole is ravaging our American peas. Wait what are we talking about again? I have banned @nytimes from my hotels."
    Donald Trump
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  13. "It's weird how we laud tech innovators but frown on food innovators. If pea guacamole were an app it would already be worth $4 billion."
    New York Times tech columnist Farhad Manjoo (this one's for real)
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey