This morning, the NYTimes tweeted about their recipe that adds peas to guac. What ensued was a shitstorm of such epic proportions that even President Barack Obama tweeted about it. Here are some of my favorite reactions. (See @gabimoskowitz's list for the original recipe link.)
  1. "The @nytimes declared war on Texas when they suggested adding green peas to guacamole."
  2. "respect the nyt, but not buying peas in guac. onions, garlic, hot peppers. classic."
  3. "@nytimes actually ISIS"
  4. "@nytimes That's like adding snot to a donut."
  5. "the NYTimes war against our superior California lifestyles continues unabated."
  6. ".@nytimes rot in hell you bastards"
  7. "@nytimes this is literally the whitest tweet ever"
  8. "@nytimes you guys are being really offensive and tbh I'm contemplating an unfollow"
  9. "#YouMightPutPeasInGuacamoleIf you want your abuelita to come out of her grave to smack you #Guacamolegate"
  10. "I didn't put peas in the guac but I did put my dick in it is that ok"
    @shitfoodblogger (our very own!)
  11. "I wish I was as passionate about anything as the Internet is passionate about not putting peas in your guacamole. #guacamolegate"
  12. "As I predicted, guacamole is ravaging our American peas. Wait what are we talking about again? I have banned @nytimes from my hotels."
    Donald Trump
    Suggested by @gwcoffey
  13. "It's weird how we laud tech innovators but frown on food innovators. If pea guacamole were an app it would already be worth $4 billion."
    New York Times tech columnist Farhad Manjoo (this one's for real)
    Suggested by @gwcoffey