WEIRD PLACES I'VE HAD SEX
I'm not an exhibitionist, I'm just from Maui.
- 1.On a rock in the middle of a river.Maui.
- 2.In my high school gym's driveway, 10 years after I graduated.Yup, Maui.
- 3.My parents' bed 🙈🙈🙈.Totally Maui.
- 4.The living room of a house full of (hopefully) sleeping people.Palm Springs, CA. And I got rug burn (like with scabs).
- 5.In a hedge lining someone's driveway.You guessed it: Maui.
- 6.Next to the vegetable garden of my (then) boyfriend's father's house.Ding ding ding! Maui.
- 7.On one of the most dangerous highways in the world.The road to Hana, Maui.
- 8.In a bear-themed log cabin, with bears everywhere. On the sheets, on the walls, on the floor.BEARS EVERYWHERE. Woodstock, NY.
- 9.Against a pine tree.I thought I was just going to my car, but nope! Yah, Maui.
- 10.On a beach under a rising full moon.Maui. (I know.)
- 11.BONUS ROUND: Under a papaya tree.We didn't actually have sex, just made a big mess of our clothes. And then his sister came over to meet me for the first time and he had to hold me against him so she wouldn't see 😳💦🙊. Clearly Maui.