WEIRD PLACES I'VE HAD SEX

I'm not an exhibitionist, I'm just from Maui.
  1. 1.
    On a rock in the middle of a river.
    Maui.
  2. 2.
    In my high school gym's driveway, 10 years after I graduated.
    Yup, Maui.
  3. 3.
    My parents' bed 🙈🙈🙈.
    Totally Maui.
  4. 4.
    The living room of a house full of (hopefully) sleeping people.
    Palm Springs, CA. And I got rug burn (like with scabs).
  5. 5.
    In a hedge lining someone's driveway.
    You guessed it: Maui.
  6. 6.
    Next to the vegetable garden of my (then) boyfriend's father's house.
    Ding ding ding! Maui.
  7. 7.
    On one of the most dangerous highways in the world.
    The road to Hana, Maui.
  8. 8.
    In a bear-themed log cabin, with bears everywhere. On the sheets, on the walls, on the floor.
    BEARS EVERYWHERE. Woodstock, NY.
  9. 9.
    Against a pine tree.
    I thought I was just going to my car, but nope! Yah, Maui.
  10. 10.
    On a beach under a rising full moon.
    Maui. (I know.)
  11. 11.
    BONUS ROUND: Under a papaya tree.
    We didn't actually have sex, just made a big mess of our clothes. And then his sister came over to meet me for the first time and he had to hold me against him so she wouldn't see 😳💦🙊. Clearly Maui.