YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA IDENTITY 💅🍕💍💑💩
Who are you on social media (sm)? Ask yourself these important questions before you begin:
- 1.Do I want love or do I want jealousy?This is the primal decision from which all other decisions arise.
- 2.Am I a liker or a lurker?Creepy.
- 3.Do I like-like posts or hate-like posts?Let's be real. Hate-liking coined by @mollyyeh.
- 4.Am I sm-stingy or sm-generous?How often do you like? Are you also a snotty dum dum in your day to day life?
- 5.Am I acronym savvy or acronym averse?Idk, idgaf, smh, rn, af, 😎.
- 6.Am I a gif-person or not a gif-person?Critical.
- 7.Am I a hashtagger or an anti-hashtagger?#Well, #are #you?
- 8.To emoji or not to emoji?🍉🙊✔️🚫👯💔🌁 TRANSLATION: IF YOU DO NOT EMOJI WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. I mean, sure, don't emoji. Have fun.
- 9.Am I my real self or am I someone else?🔮🔮🔮 FIGURE IT OUT 🔮🔮🔮