Reasons I've cried during this month of pregnancy

17 weeks along and I'm an emotional rock
  1. Saw a picture of a cute hedgehog
  2. Husband suggested we watch Mad Men faster
  3. Someone on Mad Men said something funny about diarrhea
  4. *I* said something mean to my husband, he pointed out that it was mean, so I started crying
    #logic — sorry, @Calvino
  5. Unrelenting nausea
  6. Someone yelled at the grocery store
  7. Yoga teacher told me to think about what I was grateful for. I thought of my cat.
  8. I wanted a smoothie but too much work