...and use rather often
  1. Whif
    When+If: allows streamlining of conversations about conditionals
  2. Frice
    Four times (much more fun to say than thrice)
  3. Freezpass
    Free EzPass (electronic toll payment method in the Northeast) (also a joke that made me laugh for a solid year)
  4. Nawkward
    "Not awkward" - Apparently (according to my husband), the only way to make the word awkward more awkward is by adding an N.