How 2 Calm Ur Anger

  1. get 8hrs+ sleep
  2. take a bunch of deep breaths
  3. imagine a waterfall (think: giant shower spout)
  4. think about if no straight white cis men hosted late-night comedy shows
  5. think about how funny the jokes would be
  6. think about how bad all the suit pranksters would get roasted
  7. think about all the interviews where we could sit a white man down and ask "WHY!?!?"
  8. think about all the interviews where we could sit a white man down and say "SHHH!!!!!!!"
  9. think about all the interviews where we could really tackle the issues
  10. visualize purple