5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

  1. A completely classy picture of Father John Misty's crotch. Unsure why photo is crisp, seeing as a small 40 year old was ramming against my back during the concert as a moose does to its prey.
  2. Me, sweaty and angered at the consumerism of 30 Rockefeller center. Why here? Why now?
  3. Generations rarely waver.
  4. A new friend who DEFINITELY waved goodbye as I placed him on a nearby bush.
  5. Twin day the classy way?