Utensils, Ranked

  1. Whisk
  2. Spork
  3. Spatula
    (The flat, scrappy kind)
  4. Spoon
    (The wooden kind they give you with cafeteria ice cream)
  5. Chopsticks
    (Only when the restaurant ties them together for you, assuming you're <10 but really you're >20)
  6. Fork
    (The teeny kind they give you with fries in Europe)
  7. Knife
    (The butter kind)
  8. Spoon
    (Regular kind)
  9. Fork
    (Regular kind)
  10. Knife
    (Less pointy kind)
  11. Knife
    (Pointy kind)