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  1. How The phrase "breakfast of champions" only gets used in the ironic sense
  2. That innovation rarely comes from the company that theoretically would have the highest interest in cultivating it and the most to lose if they don't
    Like blockbuster not inventing Netflix or Garmin not inventing Apple watches or rold gold not inventing thin pretzels. Stuff like that.
  3. How all of a sudden everyone who rides a motorcycle needs to ride it with only one arm like a super cool dude
  4. The malapropism "whole nother"