Reasons Why I Should Not Be Allowed to Talk to People

  1. I once told a guy who rejected me "you're a very beautiful man made creation"
    Whatever the hell that means
  2. I don't understand the concept of sadness
    I once asked my friend at her grandmother's funeral why she was sad.
  3. When there's an awkward silence i make fish faces
    Like this one
  4. I don't understand the concept of limits
    I once asked one of my professors if he ever did drugs
  5. I ask questions that no one but me cares about
    Like "if you were an animal, what would your shoe size be?" I promise it says a lot about people
  6. As soon as I know enough about people I lose interest
    And friends. I lose friends.