Things I like to talk about to distract my personal trainer, Marci from making me do squats

I love the feeling of after working out, but sometimes I hate the process. I know exercise is amazing, it gives you endorphins, blah blah blah, I read Khloe Kardashian's book, I get it. But you know what I like more than working out? Procrastination. Here is a list of things I like to distract Marci from, before she makes me do squats, or whatever
  1. Michelle Obama
    You know who is fit? Michelle Obama. Did you see her doing push ups on Ellen? How amazing was she?
  2. Trump
    Speaking of Michelle Obama and politics, Trump is the worst am I right? This is actually a good technique, b/c if you loath trump as much as I do and our sick for the American ppl, this will bring your heart rate up. Maybe you will then be inspired to do that 1 last push-up.
  3. Khloe Kardashian's new show Revenge Body
    I've only seen previews for it on the E! Network. All about that Khlo Kardash life tho. *proceeds to do 2 squats
  4. That girl from Kenye's music vid, Fade
    Holy shit, she's hot right? Body goals 2017. Reminds me of the movie Flashdance. Love the movie Flashdance. *does one leg lift
  5. Ed Sheeran
    Marci initiated this, not me. She was saying this as I was 🥊 a punching bag. Apparently has has 2 hit singles and 1 of them is very sexy.
  6. Kimbra
    I love Kimbra,Marci, my two fave songs are "open your heart" and "I wanna settle down".. "that's great Lindsay, now put on these leg weights and do side to side's."