Things I like to talk about to distract my personal trainer, Marci from making me do squats
I love the feeling of after working out, but sometimes I hate the process. I know exercise is amazing, it gives you endorphins, blah blah blah, I read Khloe Kardashian's book, I get it. But you know what I like more than working out? Procrastination. Here is a list of things I like to distract Marci from, before she makes me do squats, or whatever
- •Michelle ObamaYou know who is fit? Michelle Obama. Did you see her doing push ups on Ellen? How amazing was she?
- •TrumpSpeaking of Michelle Obama and politics, Trump is the worst am I right? This is actually a good technique, b/c if you loath trump as much as I do and our sick for the American ppl, this will bring your heart rate up. Maybe you will then be inspired to do that 1 last push-up.
- •Khloe Kardashian's new show Revenge BodyI've only seen previews for it on the E! Network. All about that Khlo Kardash life tho. *proceeds to do 2 squats
- •That girl from Kenye's music vid, FadeHoly shit, she's hot right? Body goals 2017. Reminds me of the movie Flashdance. Love the movie Flashdance. *does one leg lift
- •Ed SheeranMarci initiated this, not me. She was saying this as I was 🥊 a punching bag. Apparently has has 2 hit singles and 1 of them is very sexy.
- •KimbraI love Kimbra,Marci, my two fave songs are "open your heart" and "I wanna settle down".. "that's great Lindsay, now put on these leg weights and do side to side's."