GOT A UNIQUE NAME? THAT'S MY TYPE!

the most interesting names i've dated to date.
  1. jyota
    2 weeks. he was a PA/drug dealer. white hindu from berkeley.
  2. barnett
    3 weeks. the only jew i've dated since high school. ironically, cheated on me while i was on birthright.
  3. joffre
    3 months. he broke up with me on the 4th of july.
  4. rafe
    1 year. hated his band. still friends.
  5. seamus
    4 years. we broke up on the 4th of july.
  6. trey
    3 weeks. called trey because he's a third. as in: joe schmo, joe schmo jr., trey.