WHY OUR FIRST DATE WILL BE OUR LAST
- 1.not because he was shorter than me.even tho i'm not that tall.
- 2.not because he wore a fititbit.do people ever take them off? how many calories did he burn drinking all that wine?
- 3.not because he owns five copies of the movie "rocky"or even because "titanic" is in his top 3.
- 4.not because he used the line: "are you sure you're not 25?"i'm 33.
- 5.not because he described himself as "a former club kid"recounting the time he got so drunk he fell from the top bunk onto a glass table and into a COMA for two hours. on a family cruise!
- 6.not because when i told him i'd just finished a pilot he didn't ask a single follow up like, "what's it about?"but showed me a handful of his paintings that he's given to friends cause he's "just generous like that"
- 7.not because i arrived home to this text: "the rain, the fog... the wine. maybe it was the wine, but i had a great time."or maybe you had a great time cause you talked about yourself for two hours.
- 8.not because when he suggested we go out again he said, "i may even pick a place closer to you, lol"because, as it turns out, we had drinks a few blocks from HIS place. helps explain the fitbit.
- 9.because 1-8.not for any one of these reasons, but because of all of them all together.