WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. Ballerina (age 3, saw Cinderella)
  2. Comedian (age 3, received joke book)
  3. Ballerina who tells jokes (age 3, tried to combine first two)
  4. Model (age 8 . . . dumb at age 8)
  5. Anesthesiologist (age 12, really liked my anesthesiologist)
  6. ??? (age 15, realized was not going to cut it as anesthesiologist)
  7. Actor (age 18, stupidly allowed to choose own major in college)
  8. Writer (age 27)
  9. Tina Fey/Amy Poehler (current status)