QUESTIONS MY ROOMMATES HAVE ASKED ME THIS WEEK
- •"Do you want a piece of my apricot?"She then proceeded to cut me a small sliver and called me an asshole, which is okay because I still got to enjoy the apricot and now I know that bad behavior is rewarded with fruit.
- •"Can I kangaroo fight you?"There's a YouTube video. Look it up. And be afraid.
- •"Will you go to the gynecologist with me?"
- •"Will you wipe my tears?"In reference to the visit to the gynecologist.
- •**knocks on door** "Are you awake?"😑 It was 7:30am
- •"Can we please watch LOTR this weekend?"Three of us make a solid effort to watch the entire LOTR trilogy in a matter of days at least once a year. It both enlivens and darkens the soul. Proceed with caution.
- •"Did anyone ever kill that cockroach?"Little bastard.
- •"Oh shit did therapy kill you this week?"The irony of a therapist getting therapy. This could easily be its own list.