1. Adopt a baby girl from China.
  2. Marry someone, probably in their 40s because they'll be more mature and better equipped for parenting and being a husband.
  3. Double major in musical theatre and journalism.
  4. Be on Broadway or a national tour.
  5. Work as a columnist for a magazine or newspaper.
  6. Review live theatre for Playbill.com or The New York Times.
  7. Spread awareness about mental illness and suicide prevention by sharing my personal stories.
  8. Get a hot cross fit body.