REASONS TO NEVER, EVER, EVER HAVE KIDS

  1. Pure brats
  2. I don't want to be responsible for another human life - because there are days when taking care of myself is a challenge in and of itself
  3. They're loud, immature, and annoying
  4. Always sick
  5. They make messes and messes and messes that no amount of cleaning can correct
  6. Other people already do enough procreating
  7. I hate others' bodily secretions - gag
  8. I'm independent and I don't like being pestered by anyone or anything
  9. It's a legal 18-year commitment and morally, a lifetime one
  10. Since I already have anxiety problems, I can't imagine the amount of worry that comes with having kids
  11. Most of all, puppies are better!