NOT POSSIBLE

Inspired by @amieshmamie and my son's recent cold
  1. Popping a perfect bag of popcorn
  2. Making a budget
    Actually, I'm good at MAKING budgets. It's KEEPING a budget I have trouble with
  3. Accurately keeping score in a board game
  4. Watching only one episode of The West Wing at a time
  5. Making it through an episode of Parenthood without crying
  6. Finishing a cup of coffee before it gets cold
    😭😭😭
  7. Teaching my toddler how to blow his nose