THINGS I HAVE FELT IRRATIONALLY GUILTY FOR RECENTLY

  1. Sleeping in and letting my husband wake up with our toddler.
  2. Forgetting to start the dishwasher before going to bed.
  3. Not reading while my toddler naps.
  4. Not yet having hung the mobile above our infant's crib
  5. Calling the on-call OB doctor at 9 pm
  6. Calling my husband while he was in a work meeting
  7. Being too emotional
  8. Not having been to the movies in over a year
  9. Not liking what I ordered at a restauarant
  10. Forgetting to respond to a Facebook message
  11. Asking someone to babysit my son