REASONS I CANT GO TO DINNER

  1. Explosive diarrhea (this one has a 100 percent success rate)
  2. My parents want me to eat at home
  3. So hungover got no sleep last night and am just gonna go to bed early
  4. I don't really eat that type of food
  5. OMG WORST PERIOD EVER (not as successful as the ed but will do)
  6. I don't want to go