Allow Me to Listroduce Myself

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    What does this even mean?
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    I am a human female
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    25 years, 8 months, 6 days old
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    Otters are cool
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    My music taste hasn't changed since 2006
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    This tea is delicious
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    Community college dropout
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    Because science is hard and it's a gen ed
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    I lie and say I graduated because seriously, I just needed science
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    I'm reading Hannah Hart's new book as I write this
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    My profession is currently maker of decorative apples
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    I need a new job
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    I want to live in New York and also a log cabin and also a cottage in Wales
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    I know how to insult you in sign language, and like 12 other phrases
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    Oh ps I studied theatre in college
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    I watch a lot of YouTube
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    I've read 70 books this year, am I proud or am I lonely
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    Proud. Books are A+++
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    All of my money goes to candles from Bath and Body Works
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    Or tsum tsums, oops I'm like secretly seven
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    I named my cat Kesha
    It's a good name. I almost named her Gwen Stefani.
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    Apparently my introductions consist of me giving out way too many inane details in a short time span
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    I'm sorry you read this
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    I'm going to finish this book now, goodbye
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    My favorite color is purple
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    Okay, bye