STUPID QUESTIONS AT WORK
People are fucking idiots
- •Are the fitting rooms locked?Gee... I don't know could you open it yourself or did you have to come ask for assistance?
- •Do I need a key for the fitting rooms?No they are magic clap four times and do a dance and they will fucking open. Idiot.
- •Do you work here?No I actually clean this place for fun.
- •Can you tell me the price?reads them the price tag that says $38
- •Is this on sale?bitch is there a fucking sale sign anywhere near it?!?!?!
- •Is this stuff on sale?no, the sign that reads going, going gone is not the same as the sale rounders that read REDUCED
- •Are the bathrooms over here?yes actually please feel free to take a shit in our fitting room area marked dressing rooms