STAGES OF PROCRASTINATION

Trust me, I'm a professional.
  1. Light cleaning
    General tidying up. Making the bed, hanging up clothes that have been piling up, etc.
  2. Shower
    Full scrub-down mode where everything is covered in suds. Your hair has never been cleaner after this kind of shower.
  3. Real cleaning
    Laundry, dusting, vacuuming.
  4. Eating
    Grilled cheese sandwich ✔️ Deli meat ✔️ Dark chocolate from your secret stash ✔️
  5. Gilmore Girls
    I don't even like it that much, but Dawson's Creek reruns are over...
  6. Deep cleaning
    Washing bathroom rugs, toilets, cleaning out the closet.
  7. Tidying up your laptop
    Deleting photos, old documents, renaming "document 4" to "Cover Letter 4."
  8. Pepper in habitual ListApp and Instagram checking and you've got it down!