THINGS BATMAN THE CAT DOES THAT ARE GOOFY

  1. Runs away from all plastic bags
  2. Maintains dated facial hair
  3. Stares at you so intently at 3am that you actually wake up
  4. Licks your head in the morning, but slowly leans back so that he's just licking the air. For minutes at a time. He doesn't seem to notice.
  5. Paws the ground so hard when he drinks water that it makes little squeak noises.
  6. NEVER cuddles with humans. Unless it's with his dad.
  7. Headbutts your elbow when you're drinking something so you spill it
  8. Wears his heart on his sleeve