THINGS BATMAN THE CAT DOES THAT ARE GOOFY
- •Runs away from all plastic bags
- •Maintains dated facial hair
- •Stares at you so intently at 3am that you actually wake up
- •Licks your head in the morning, but slowly leans back so that he's just licking the air. For minutes at a time. He doesn't seem to notice.
- •Paws the ground so hard when he drinks water that it makes little squeak noises.
- •NEVER cuddles with humans. Unless it's with his dad.
- •Headbutts your elbow when you're drinking something so you spill it
- •Wears his heart on his sleeve