WHAT I LEARNED FROM MY FIRST TIME PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

For the Alliance! ...oh, wait
  1. @junerain knows my character better than I know my character
  2. I am (and always will be) bad at basic mental addition
  3. Being a DM is super involved and AWESOME
  4. I want to smash things with my fists!
  5. I have no idea what's going on re: battle mechanics
  6. Never underestimate the janitor carrying rocks
  7. Vampires don't like rocks
  8. I have no idea what's going on re: most of the game
  9. Get outta here, d12!
  10. Why haven't I smashed things with my fists yet?
  11. Can we play again soon? I really want to smash things. With my fists. Guys?