Reasons why puppies are less work than children.
- •Potty dutyYou can just put a dog outside and hope for the best.. Put your kid outside.. Someone's calling CPS
- •FeedingPuppies- toss them a bowl of food and a bowl of water and walk away.. Kids- make them some "nutritious" meal that you are practically coaching them to eat... They throw it on the ground... Puppy to the rescue..
- •SleepingPuppy will sleep on the bed, couch, floor, outside.. Pretty much anywhere.. Kids- will only sleep in a perfect, quiet, perfectly lit/dim magical place that they expect you to somehow concoct from the depths of your soul
- •QuestionsPuppies don't have questions.. Just toss them a ball, a treat or rub their belly and YOU'RE THE BEST! Kids- half a million questions a day.. You give an unsatisfactory answer and all hell breaks loose.. You are suddenly "dumber than Billy and he's the dumbest kid in the class" well shit ok..
- •LovePuppies love you constantly even when you look a mess and have gained 10lbs. Kids-"mom you look crazy" "mom has a faaatttt butt" tell them no... "Omg I hate youuuuu you're the worst mom ever"
- •BUY A PUPPY AND CONDOMS