1. "I'm pretty sure this is Theon Greyjoy playing bass in this Edie Brickell music video."
    Most likely...
  2. "The F word... Family."
  3. "It's like a warm hug in your stomach."
    Roy on chocolate chip pancakes.
  4. "Some rabbi shows up and says 'You look like some nice Jewish boys making salt. You get certified."
    Roy on kosher salt
  5. "Change is just terrible"
    Our house words
  6. "You aren't crunchy. You are like granola that's been in milk for an hour"
    Always a good idea to call your wife soggy granola... 😑
  7. "Sodas? Who wants sodas? Everyone knows they are bad for you. I had a Doctor Pepper today."