RECENT THINGS ROY HAS SAID
- •"I'm pretty sure this is Theon Greyjoy playing bass in this Edie Brickell music video."Most likely...
- •"The F word... Family."
- •"It's like a warm hug in your stomach."Roy on chocolate chip pancakes.
- •"Some rabbi shows up and says 'You look like some nice Jewish boys making salt. You get certified."Roy on kosher salt
- •"Change is just terrible"Our house words
- •"You aren't crunchy. You are like granola that's been in milk for an hour"Always a good idea to call your wife soggy granola... 😑
- •"Sodas? Who wants sodas? Everyone knows they are bad for you. I had a Doctor Pepper today."