AUTUMN IN LA BLOWS

  1. What the fuck is this?
  2. WHY IS IT SO HOT?!
  3. Where is the foliage?
    These green leaves, and palm trees make me sick!
  4. Where are the apple orchards?
    Closest ones are in Oak Glen and guess what, it's fucking hot there too!
  5. I'd love to have a hot coffee and not feel like I'm sipping molten lava while sitting in a pool of molten lava.
  6. My sister sent me this photo of her today
    She lives in Connecticut
  7. She's wearing long sleeves
  8. She's apple picking
  9. Bet she even got a latte on the way to the orchard AND ordered it hot
  10. Autumn is nonexistent here
  11. I hate it
  12. Fuck Autumn in LA