DRAGONS WE FORGOT ABOUT: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

Sunday always reminds me of Game of Thrones and Daenerys Targaryen's dragons, but what happened to the other dragons we used to love?!
  1. Puff the Magic Dragon
    He's growing old by the sea sitting next to his bay window looking for Little Jackie to come back and fix his TV and maybe take him to CVS, because he keeps saying "I'll come visit" when they skype but the dude has a wife and kids now plus he doesn't want to go all the way to Honali for that shit, he'll send a card though.
  2. Dragonite
    Enslaved by a Russian circus now he's forced to perform for crowds nightly (twice a day on weekends)
  3. Madam Mim
    Died alone in her bed after contracting malogolintomontorosis.
  4. Magellan
    He was part of a class action lawsuit against the owners of Eureeka's castle. He's been partying in Miami doing massive amounts of cocaine and sleeping with countless prostitutes ever since he got his share of the settlement. He feels nothing and welcomes a death that'll never come to his immortal ass.